I'm bitchy

[Anonymous]

These are important questions to ask from a female..



Seoulbro might ask you where did you get that hand-bag.  

Maybe he wants to buy one for Valentine's Day for a pretty girlfriend.

[Renee]

All you people are off topic ...... ac_biggrin

[deadskinmask]

this is a relief.... i thought this was a new 'welcome' thred.... i was thinking the last thing yall need is another disgruntled poster with a sandy vagina....

You worried someone is going to steal your job?

lol.... i know, little fella. i know. i'll tell you what. if it helps ya, i'll put an asterisk in front of each of my posts. it'll be our little sign to let you know that i remember that you don't like me.... that way you don't have to follow me around quoting me to tell me.... that sound like a good idea? lol....

I wondered how long it would be before you started whining like like a little girl "that nobody wikes me vewy much". Dinky was more believable as a woman than you are as boy who has reached puberty yet.

* yeah. i know, buddy.... lol.... i'm just a little ol' kid. i can barely see the keyboard sitting in my moms chair trying to type. well, i'm gonna go watch Pokemonz and take a nap while i wait for puberty.... later, gator..... :D

You are a late bloomer, so take all the time you need.

* i'm gonna throw caution to the wind and offer up some friendly advice.... if i were you, i'd just let this go and walk off. theres nothing that could come from this thats gonna end in your favor. i promise.... and every time you poke that tiny yellow head up long enough to say some elementary school brand shit to me, you keep on exposing those twisted up panties that barely cover your sand-impacted baby cannon.... advice is free but mistakes are costly.... take some time and think about it.... :(

[Anonymous]

All you people are off topic ...... ac_biggrin

That happens a lot around here Renee.

 ac_smile

[Anonymous]

this is a relief.... i thought this was a new 'welcome' thred.... i was thinking the last thing yall need is another disgruntled poster with a sandy vagina....

You worried someone is going to steal your job?

lol.... i know, little fella. i know. i'll tell you what. if it helps ya, i'll put an asterisk in front of each of my posts. it'll be our little sign to let you know that i remember that you don't like me.... that way you don't have to follow me around quoting me to tell me.... that sound like a good idea? lol....

I wondered how long it would be before you started whining like like a little girl "that nobody wikes me vewy much". Dinky was more believable as a woman than you are as boy who has reached puberty yet.

* yeah. i know, buddy.... lol.... i'm just a little ol' kid. i can barely see the keyboard sitting in my moms chair trying to type. well, i'm gonna go watch Pokemonz and take a nap while i wait for puberty.... later, gator..... :D

You are a late bloomer, so take all the time you need.

* i'm gonna throw caution to the wind and offer up some friendly advice.... if i were you, i'd just let this go and walk off. theres nothing that could come from this thats gonna end in your favor. i promise.... and every time you poke that tiny yellow head up long enough to say some elementary school brand shit to me, you keep on exposing those twisted up panties that barely cover your sand-impacted baby cannon.... advice is free but mistakes are costly.... take some time and think about it.... :(

You can throw a bucket of piss to the wind in lieu of a shower for all I care.  I don't respond seriously to empty th-reats from trolls who don't have enough sense to call it a career.  You can whine, feel sorry for yourself, throw a tantrum, hey, blame it on pms if it knocks some sand out of your vagina. But, you got to get with the times. Your callow act won't pay the bills anymore.

[deadskinmask]

* acknowledged....

[asal]

Okay, I got waylaid so I'm sorry for the delay.  Here goes:



1. Do you think you are bitchier today than you are on any other day?

2. Do you warn people when you are bitchy by wearing a "resting bitch face"?

3. Do you hate your husband's friends so much so that you wish they would die?

4. Is your bra too tight?

5. Did you schedule your mammogram?

6. Do you think life is unfair?

7. Do you believe that the moon landings were faked?

8. What's you favorite color?

9. If Superman and the Hulk had a fight, who do you think would win?

10. How drunk would you have to get to show Joe your boobs?

11. Have you ever mooned a cop?

12. If you lost your hand meat slicer would you get a hook or just leave it as a stump?

13. What is your natural hair color?

14. Do you think wolverines make good pets? And where can I get one?

15. Why do you think men are so hairy and why do the shed so much?



That's enough for now. Let me know how bitchy you are later and I come up with some more questions.

#10 Renee!   :MG_216:

[asal]

#15  ac_wub  sigh

[RW]

1. Do you think you are bitchier today than you are on any other day?

Yes, I am.

2. Do you warn people when you are bitchy by wearing a "resting bitch face"?

I prefer people be surprised by my bitchiness so no RBF.

3. Do you hate your husband's friends so much so that you wish they would die?

I like all of my husband's friends except for creepy Trevor.  I don't want him to die but I think he should live in another solar system. He would fit in because he looks like an alien.

4. Is your bra too tight?

I'm not wearing a bra.

5. Did you schedule your mammogram?

I'm not 40.  They aren't interested in my tatas yet.

6. Do you think life is unfair?

Hell ya!  But I don't really care.

7. Do you believe that the moon landings were faked?

I think conspiracy theorist are retarded.

8. What's you favorite color?

Red.

9. If Superman and the Hulk had a fight, who do you think would win?

No one wins when people fight. Hahaha. Superman.

10. How drunk would you have to get to show Joe your boobs?

Moonshine pass out drunk and he'd have to look down my shirt.  Then I'd wake up and beat his ass.

11. Have you ever mooned a cop?

I've mooned a guy who became a cop but that's it.

12. If you lost your hand meat slicer would you get a hook or just leave it as a stump?

Hook all the way!

13. What is your natural hair color?

Dark brown.  I haven't dyed my hair in years.

14. Do you think wolverines make good pets? And where can I get one?

The Hugh Jackman variety would.  Check Australia.

15. Why do you think men are so hairy and why do the shed so much?

So you have something to wipe your feet on. They shed when sexually aroused which is always.



I'm feeling a bit less bitchy but the day is young.

[deadskinmask]

* all bullshit aside, there are manual mammograms that you can do at home.... not as effective as the x-rays but its free....

[RW]

Like self breast exams (that I do all the time)?

[Anonymous]

Okay, I got waylaid so I'm sorry for the delay.  Here goes:



1. Do you think you are bitchier today than you are on any other day?

About the same as any other day.

2. Do you warn people when you are bitchy by wearing a "resting bitch face"?

If I'm feeling stressed I politely tell people I will not be good company today.



3. Do you hate your husband's friends so much so that you wish they would die?

gosh no

4. Is your bra too tight?

 ac_blush

5. Did you schedule your mammogram?

Not yet, but I will in the future.

6. Do you think life is unfair?

No, but I don't expect it to be either.

7. Do you believe that the moon landings were faked?

no

8. What's you favorite color?

red and green

9. If Superman and the Hulk had a fight, who do you think would win?

Superman

10. How drunk would you have to get to show Joe your boobs?

I don't drink and I don't show anything to strangers, next question



11. Have you ever mooned a cop?

 ]hook[/color]

13. What is your natural hair color?

black

14. Do you think wolverines make good pets? And where can I get one?

I have no idea to either question.

15. Why do you think men are so hairy and why do they shed so much?

God made them that way.

[deadskinmask]

Like self breast exams (that I do all the time)?

* yeah. those.... ok....

[RW]

Is that what you meant?

[asal]

15. Why do you think men are so hairy and why do they shed so much?

God made them that way.

yes He did ac_wub



 ac_hithere hey fash :)